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manicmechanic
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Post by manicmechanic » November 19th, 2007, 1:18 pm

Got this in an e-mail from my brother.

Wine vs. water

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is
bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.


Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of s#%!.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it
as a public service.

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Post by trent » November 19th, 2007, 11:35 pm

I ususally drink a pretty good ammount of water before I head off to work (it's easy to get dehydrated) but now I think I should switch to rum instead, I'm going to be employee of the month for sure!!!

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Post by gunneyrabbit » November 21st, 2007, 9:34 pm

I love the simplicity of that train of thought, amazing that I never saw the beauty of it before. Good Job!
Gunney Rabbit. ;)

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Post by gotmak » November 22nd, 2007, 9:05 am

WOW! I saw my wife had picked up a bottle of Sparkling something at the store yesterday, does this count as wine? If not, the Thanksgiving meal won't be the only thing I'm full of today. :P Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Have a great time today and this weekend. :)
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Post by tmann11 » November 22nd, 2007, 11:24 am

NICE. Now I have validated that I've been doing right all along. Just ask my liver. HAHA!

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Post by nbender » November 22nd, 2007, 12:04 pm

Paul to Timothy (1 Timothy 5:23):

"Drink not only water, but use a little wine for thy stomachs sake and thine often infirmities."

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